Get ur asses to college!
Verbal Diarrhea
Get ur asses to college!
'there is always someone worse off than you'
who is the person at the bottom of the chain?
do they know of their predicament?
1) Samy Velu on pos laju
“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:
`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs,
“Jangan hisap dada”
4) Samy said in a ceramah
“Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini” ,
one pakcik asked,
“Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?”
and Samy glorious replied,
“Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!!”
5) Samy’s favorite quote on national television
“Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya.
You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
6) During the water shortage crisis:
“semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!”
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
8) During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..”
(actually is “saudara-saudari”)
9) At an opening ceremony:
“mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain”
10)Commenting about his modesty:
“sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar“
why la dei?
“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:
`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs,
“Jangan hisap dada”
4) Samy said in a ceramah
“Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini” ,
one pakcik asked,
“Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?”
and Samy glorious replied,
“Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!!”
5) Samy’s favorite quote on national television
“Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya.
You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
6) During the water shortage crisis:
“semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!”
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
8) During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..”
(actually is “saudara-saudari”)
9) At an opening ceremony:
“mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain”
10)Commenting about his modesty:
“sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar“
why la dei?
Why do you do what you do?
Is it to impress those around you?
Your family?
Your friends?
Your lover?
Do you do it to make money?
To live in a nice house?
To buy things that can't be scratched?
Or do you do it because you love it.
Because it lets you finish each day with a smile on your face and a thought in your mind.
"Today I did the best I could do. Not because I had to. Because I wanted to."
Is it to impress those around you?
Your family?
Your friends?
Your lover?
Do you do it to make money?
To live in a nice house?
To buy things that can't be scratched?
Or do you do it because you love it.
Because it lets you finish each day with a smile on your face and a thought in your mind.
"Today I did the best I could do. Not because I had to. Because I wanted to."
Wednesday Wednesday!Sasau-ness unleashed!
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